December 2000

K. Kringle. During the month of December, our favorite December
shopper from far north Canada, who also goes by other aliases, but who asks
us to respect his anonymity, spent a little over $6 trillion at our various toy
affiliates. Houston Critics isn't certain why a grown man would spend so
much money on play things for youngsters, or why he only does it each
December, but with the commissions he generates through our site, we're not
asking any questions.

Houston Critics salutes K. Kringle, and will present him with
a gift certificate from the following affiliates...